It still looked crummy today so I think i'm gonna end up moving it up onto a flat rock I currently have isolated in a corner of the tank that is shaped like a mushroom cloud but flat on top. No snails or crabs ever bother to climb up there and there zero sand or coral near it. Worth a try I suppose. I mean they grow on rocks in the wild anyways, right?
The guy with the neon orange plate right? I got one off a guy who had that same situation happen and he's a member on here.