Well, if TI is listening...
If you're bored, tired, unhappy and just want to take my money, ring up the sale, and bag it with a faraway look in your eyes and mechanical movements, that's OK. That's par for the course.
If you answer my dry goods questions tersely, while slowly edging away from me, that's OK. That's par for the course.
If you get a little impatient when I don't get it the first time, that's OK. That's par for the course.
As you can tell, I expect little. And while TI is the only place I will buy living things, they consistently fail to meet even these basic standards each time I go. I am consistently treated with thinly disguised hostility.
Why?
The quality of the advice and the friendliness of the service in the "wet" section of the store is superb. Even the youngest kid working there is always on the ball. I have often wondered if they have some kind of thorough training program. That kind of quality and consistency are rare in retail environments.
I also wonder what is fueling the obvious unhappiness of the "dry" crew. Are they poorly treated by their bosses? Are they so worn down by hostile customers that they respond in kind to all customers? I don't know, but this is a serious business problem they have. You hear the same tales on the street as you do online.
The worst thing that's ever happened to me in a retail setting happened at TI. I walked over to the counter with a small fish tank and said, grinning, I'd like to leave this on the counter while I grab one more thing. A very young woman reacted with pure fury. "Can't you read?" she said pointing to some sign about leaving stuff on the counter. Her body was literally shaking as she snarled out directions to me. I was stunned. Too stunned to have a reaction of my own. I got my stuff, paid, and walked out. Sitting in the car the fog cleared from my mind. It was my turn to start shaking--with anger. A 20 year old kid dressing down a friendly, paying 40 year old man for breaking a very unusual store rule? What could possibly make a 20 year old so bitter and angry to act like that over something so trivial?
That was about $3000 dollars ago. Later that week, when I ran out of filters, it occurred to me that there must be an online pet store that worked like Amazon. You can guess the rest of the story.
Because of the "wet" section, I am still a big fan of TI. But the owners need to understand that they have a serious business problem on their hands. I swear their sales would double if they put some emphasis on courtesy. Notice I'm not asking for big smiles and special treatment. Just courtesy.
It may be hard for the owners to distinguish an objective appeal from the kind of hyperbolic ranting the net seems to breed, but hopefully they will. Too many people off and on the net are saying exactly the same thing. Two or three times in the last few weeks I've picked up the phone with the intention of calling TI for a price quote on a 90g Oceanic system. But, I can't go through with it. I can't take another rude experience.