Mean? It might be mean?
The thing ate my f*&$ing fish!
If I told it once, I told it a hundred times, don't eat the f$*&#ng fish. But did it listen noooo... it ate the f*@!*ng fish.
Now my kids are crying, probably scarred for life.
All kidding aside, if someone wants it, I'll try catching it. It is, as I said a Sally Lightfoot Crab, actually kind of cool looking. It is about the size of a Toyota Tercel, weighs about 14 pounds, check that 14 pounds plus a couple Chromis and Yellow Tang.